Friday, April 30, 2010

My Pal Jeff and Amazon's Breakthrough Novel!


That's Jeff Soloway, whose literary thriller, Shakespeare's Novel, just made the cut into the top 100 books for Amazon's Breakthrough Novel Award. Congrats, Jeff!


Jeff and I've been together in a local critique group for a few years, and I would love to see him do well and get this cracking manuscript placed. Shakespeare's Novel has already risen above thousands of initial entrants and hundreds of other semi-finalists. If his excerpt, among a remaining fifty in the adult group, is chosen by editors as one of the top three, he'll be flown out to Seattle and feted, and most importantly, Amazon visitors will be able to vote on whether he wins one of two Penguin publishing contracts!

From the Publisher's Weekly semi-finalist review:

Imagine the reaction of the academic community if an undiscovered work by Shakespeare were rumored, and, furthermore, if it were a novel. Would scholars kill to be the first to get their hands on it? That's the premise of this brisk and promising manuscript. Opening in a library where Steven [sic] Simmons, a travel writer hired by a disgraced academic to find a clue to the work's whereabouts, is confronted by a Harvard professor with a gun out to claim the same prize. From here the story moves back and forth, establishing a cast of characters rarely seen in the mystery/thriller genre, from feuding scholars, to book editors to would-be actors and directors. The most unexpected member of the troupe, however, is Steven's 11-month-old son, Manny, forced by circumstances to accompany his father on a flight through Manhattan, keeping barely ahead of murderous thugs with a peculiar interest in certain things Shakespearean.

Though it's not at the final voting stages yet, more attention and honest reviews can only help. If you enjoy thrillers and the bibliophilic, or even just interesting writing, you'll have a good time with this one.

The only caveat is you need to have a Kindle, or to use the Kindle app on another device (Amazon's terms). Download the free excerpt and provide your feedback here. Thanks!

It's Friday, Time for a 6-pack!


1) Adore Sir Walter Scott? Virginia Woolf did. Allan Massie of Standpoint. discusses the ebbs and tides of readers' love affair with historical fiction.

2) Your little brother was right: boredom may actually be fatal. Read h+ for the lowdown from epidemiologists.

3) Peter Suderman of Reason explains why books are evolving, not dying. Don't Fear the e-Reader. *cue Blue Oyster Cult*

4) Ignore the unfortunate gender-specific puns on the product's name, Lance Ulanoff of PC Mag says women are the iPad's target market and the key to its success.

5) Prosopagnosia: The disorder of NEVER remembering a face. Tammy Cohen in the Telegraph reports up to 2% of the population may have some sort of face blindness.

6) Yeah, apparently EYEBALL TATTOOS are a new jailhouse trend. MSNBC has the story, via The Frisky

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Call for Submissions

Plots with Guns, an online literary journal for noir and transgressive fiction, has a special issue call for submissions for “New Slashers.” They are looking for horror stories under 5,000 words, and the deadline will be in September. The issue will be posted in mid-October. (clip art: ArtMans Free Graphics)





For an extensive list of literary call for submissions, check out NewPages.com. They also list contests, too (Twitter: @newpages).



If you’re into microfiction, Staccato Fiction looks for previously unpublished stories of 500 words or less, and you can send artwork or photography (that you have the rights to, sent as jpegs) along with your submission (Twitter: @StaccatoFiction).



The Los Angeles Review is open for submissions, including poetry, fiction, and nonfiction. Read the guidelines here. Deadline for poetry subs is 5/25, all others, June 1. Issue 8, which is dedicated to Juan Felipe Herrara, is scheduled for release on October 1, 2010 (Twitter: @LAReview).


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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Besotted, an ending ... for now

(With poems and plots I have sought to unlock
A game built on fending off my writer's block.
By playing with rhyme my brain started to mend,
And now, free to write on, this diversion ends.)

Besotted, an ending, for what it's worth...

She snuck in the back of her house, dark as night,
In her old woman's clothes she hid in plain sight.
With "mission accomplished" she filled her valise
Then headed for 'Frisco to out-fox police.

She heard that her partner had landed in jail.
The Feds soon showed up and kept tight on her trail.
- It wasn't cheap, darting on, place to place -
Thoughts of the hoose-gow made her heart race.

Then up showed her twin, a slight delicate thing,
Looking for her share of the counterfeit ring.
The sisters transformed themselves yet again -
With bosoms cinched tight in the guise of young men.

Sensible gals, the two fe/males took care
To scruff up their shoes along with their hair.
A knock on their door was what they feared most,
'til He found them hidden - each white as a ghost.

He had beaten the rap with no priors nor proof -
And that woman he'd dined with seemed so aloof,
What would she know about counterfeit plates?
Neither one went to trial, for goodness sakes!

The trio arrived in the Hollywood Hills,
Scheming to once again print out more bills.
Their templates for twenties were hidden away.
Who ever believed that crime does not pay?

(Should you find yourself asking how this all began
- The people, the story line, where my mind ran -
Click way down, on Nan's name - it’s on the right side
And find what I've written - that's where it all hides.)

Hope this bit of fluff ends up helping you fight
The dread writer's block, should it ever strike!
I'm leaving for now, with my words set free -
Time to get back to "Write On!" again with great glee,

Write On!
Nan

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Two Sentence Tuesday - Agent's Critique Edition

A while back I posted a note from my agent in which she mentioned that she would have some notes for me soon. True to her word, she did indeed have notes. Lots of them. But despite my initial panic, she didn't say "scrap this, you no-talent loser, I have no idea why I even bothered to take you on." The work has required some fairly comprehensive rewriting, though, so here are a couple of new sentences I've worked in this week:

He hadn’t had a clue what he was signing on for when he took the job, but it turned out that being Dobbs Hollow’s Chief mainly meant breaking up meth deals, quelling meth-or-alcohol-fueled domestic disputes, or investigating the occasional burglary. Usually, that turned out to be meth-related, too.

This week I got a book called The Profiler by Pat Brown from Amazon Vine to review. I still have to finish it before I can write the actual review, but here are a couple of sentences:

I printed out what pictures I could find of female victims of unsolved homicides in my county, and I rented a booth at an outdoor festival. I laminated all the pictures and hung them up in a big circle around the table. Under each, I wrote, "Unsolved."

What about you? What's been occupying your reading and writing time this week? Let us know where to find out, and we'll update this post as the day goes along.

  • Mason Canyon's sentences this week are from her blog.
  • Leah J. Utas has a couple of intriguing sentences at her place.
  • Don't forget to check out Dan O'Shea's ongoing online novel-writing experiment.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Don't Quit Your Day Job

I often wonder what it would be like to quit my day job and concentrate full time on writing. But alas, it's not to be. Well, not yet anyway. Having a day job allows me to pay the bills, go to dinner and on vacation, to buy clothes and to write, just like many authors who have come before, even famous ones.

A recent article in Laphram's Quarterly, a magazine of history and ideas, listed the day jobs and salaries, adjusted to today's standards, of some people with whom we're probably pretty familiar.It proves that even for those who eventually find fame and/or fortune in publishing, it isn't always easy. Among them are:

Henry Fielding, who was a magistrate for Westminster and Middlesex and spent his days questioning murders and thieves for $40,000 a year. I wonder if anyone resembling Tom Jones ever passed his way?
image: http://www.quotesdaddy.com/image_system/authors/a/7/henry-fielding.jpg

Charlotte Brontë, who held positions as a governess to several Yorkshire families, not only minding the children, but also sewing and mending. She earned $1,838 for her trouble from which her employers deducted the expense of washing her clothes.
image: http://www.lovereading4kids.co.uk/books/authors/Charlotte_Bronte.jpg

And, William Faulkner, who was Postmaster at the University of Mississippi and sorted mail for an $18,000 a year paycheck, and had to deal with angry professors over lost mail.

image: http://www.flickr.com/photos/slider5/3024931722/

When I think about it, my day job isn't so bad after all.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

"Worst Sex Song Ever" contest

While visiting the Misfit Salon blog, I read a post by Stephanie about a "Sex Gone Wrong - Songs Done Badly" contest being held by Ryan G at Wordsmithonia. He is offering a $15 iTunes gift card to the winner. Here are his rules:


The contest will run in two stages. The first will be the nomination stage which will run for two weeks ending on 05/01/2010 at 11:59 PM. Anyone who wants to nominate a song will have to write a blog post detailing the contest and either a video or a link to a video that showcases the song they are nominating. Please write a short reason for why you think the song you are nominating is the worst of the lot. Come back to this post and leave a link to your post.


The second stage is that I will pick my 5 "favorite" nominated songs which will be announced in a second blog post. You will then have 1 week, starting on 5/2/2010 and ending on 5/08/2010, to vote for your pick for Worst Sex Song Ever.


I nominate "Rude Boy" by Rihanna (the link is to a YouTube Video which displays the lyrics as the song plays). Here's the video of Rihanna singing Rude Boy (over 43.2 million views so far; I guess sex does sell, or at least grabs your attention). Just hearing the lyrics, no explanation should be necessary for why this son is being nominated. I was in the car, driving with my children and this came on the radio. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, and my 14-year-old daughter pointed out how "rude" this "Rude Boy" song is. It is a "catchy" song, I will give her that, but these words leave nothing to the imagination. She makes no attempt to mask what she's saying.


To think that Lucy and Ricky Ricardo weren't even allowed to say the word, "pregnant" on I Love Lucy, while Rihanna sings, "Come here rude boy boy can you get it up, Come here rude boy boy is you big enough," and it goes from there....


Although Ryan isn't in the running, he nominated "Peaches and Cream" by 112.


Here are some of the other nominees so far:


Stephanie at Misfit Salon has nominated "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard.


Lisa D. Gibson has nominated "Little Red Corvette" by Prince.


T.J. Carson has nominated "Too Drunk" by Buckcherry.


VR Barkowski has nominated "Squeeze Box" by The Who.


Michelle at True Book Addict has nominated "Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol.


If you have a particular "Worst Sex Song Ever" to nominate, go for it ~ and good luck!


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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Marilyn Meredith interviews a Woman of Mystery

I am honored to be interviewed today by the award-winning, prolific author, Marilyn Meredith (photo, left) on her blog, "Marilyn's Musings." We are fellow PSWA (Public Safety Writers Association) members. I had the pleasure of meeting Marilyn last year at the PSWA writers conference. I look forward to attending this year's conference again in Las Vegas. For more information on PSWA and the benefits of joining this delightful organization, click here.

Marilyn is the author the Deputy Tempe Crabtree mystery series and the Rocky Bluff P.D. series, as well as other novels. Marilyn participates in many blogs (including Central Coast Sisters, and Make Mine Mystery). For a complete listing, check here. You can read an excerpt of Marilyn's latest, An Axe to Grind, right here.

Morgan St. James recently interviewed Marilyn and profiled the upcoming Public Safety Writers Conference on The Examiner.com.

Thanks, Marilyn, for inviting me to your blog today.

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Fiction Can Be Your Life Preserver

Image sources here and here.


Recently, I scanned an article from Liz Ryan, The Savvy Networker, about "10 phrases That Can Sink Your Resume". I'm always curious about lists like that, and it seemed like good general advice. However, I quickly noticed something. Sure, "excellent team player" and "strong work ethic" are cliches, but beyond that indubitable yuckitude, what are career coaches suggesting job-seekers replace them with?

How about:

- At Acme Dynamite, I partnered with Engineering to cut our product cost in half.
OR
- I taught myself HTML over a weekend in order to grab a marketing opportunity.

In case your neighbors and gym-buddies (or your own worse angels) are under the impression that thinking like a fiction writer is a skill of limited use, like balancing teacups, point out that even prosaic writing like a resume benefits from crisp, tangible examples rather than floppy, cliched summary.

Show, don't tell. We could have told them that.

Friday, April 23, 2010

A Book By Any Other Cover Won't Sell as Well

As Lee Goldberg continues his series of blog posts about becoming a "Kindle Millionaire", he accepts Joe Konrath's bet that re-covering a book from his .357 Vigilante series

FROM THIS


TO THIS

would increase Kindle sales. And it did. I don't prefer it personally, but you'll have to link here to see the rest of the covers, and find out why Joe was so sure they'd work. There is a method to his madness.

Hint Fiction Contest

To celebrate Hint Fiction's birthday, Robert Swartwood has announced another contest, and the final judge will be author James Frey.

From now until April 30, 2010, you can submit up to two stories in the comment section of the contest announcement (and must be submitted at the same time). Hint Fiction is a story of 25 words or fewer (not including the title, which lends to the "hinting" of the story) that suggests a larger, more complex story. Last year's winning stories can be read here.

First place winner will receive $100; Second place, $50; Third place, $25. There are additional goodies for the first place winner, finalists, and random contestants.

Robert's reflection post, "Hint Fiction: One Year Later," appears at Flash Fiction Chronicles.

W.W. Norton's Hint Fiction: An Anthology of Stories in 25 Words or Fewer, will be released this November and is available for pre-order on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

Good luck!

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

May Online Classes for Writers

Our list of online class providers grows again this month.

Savvy Authors was started by two writers who wanted to help other writers. "How could writers at various stages of their career help one another to achieve their goals?" they asked. Their answer was "to create a website where authors could network and gain motivation through workshops, chat rooms and online tools." According to the Savvy Authors homepage, owners Liz Pelletier, Dawn McClure, and Sharon Pickrel "hope . . . to create a web home for writers that will help navigate that crazy road to publication, and to keep those who have already traveled that road stay on track." For more information about Savvy Authors and all it offers, click here.

In May, Savvy Authors is offering 11 workshops:

  • Fairies and Other Magic Folk," Sharon Gunn, May 2-28, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
  • "Growing More Words," Beth Daniels, May 3-9, $10 for members and $15 for nonmembers.
  • Who ARE All These People? The Role of Secondary Characters in Romance," Jen Safrey, May 3-30, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
  • "Steamed Up: The Anatomy of Writing Steampunk," Beth Daniels aka Nied Damell, May 3-30, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
  • "Edge of Your Seat: How to Add Suspense to Your Writing," Fleur Bradley, May 10-June 5, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
  • "Inside the Criminal Mind," Lucinda Schroeder, May 10-June 5, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
  • "Todd Stone Presents--Character(s) and Conflict--More Is More and More Is Better," Todd Stone, May 10-June 5, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
  • "Creating Your Own Book Trailer," Kris Tualla, May 16-26, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
  • "The four Point Critique: Making Your Critiques Positive, Constructive, Specific and Honest," Teresa Bodwell, May 17-June 5, $25 for members.
  • "Creating an Effective Book Business Plan Workshop," Deborah Magnus, May 31-June 3, $10 for members and $15 for nonmembers.
  • "The Power of the Right Question," Susan Meier, May 31-June 27, $15 for members and $25 for nonmembers.
The RWA's Kiss of Death Chapter is offering its normal two classes in May:
  • Murder One Class: "Body Language, Lying, and Manipulation," Cynthia Lea Clark, PsyD, May 1-31, $15 for chapter members and $30 for nonmembers.
  • Killer Instinct Class: "Crisis, Climax, Resolution: Writing to the End," Robin Matheson, May 1-31, $15 for chapter members and $30 for nonmembers.
In May, Writer University has two courses lined up:
  • "Deep Editing: The EDITS System, Rhetorical Devices and More," Margie Lawson, May 3-28, $30.
  • "Show Don't Tell: Say More with Less," Kris Kennedy, May 3-28, $30.
Writers Online Classes is offering three courses in May:
  • "Nuances of a Crime Scene," Phyllis Middleton, May 1-31, $30.
  • "Revision Heaven," Laurie Schnebly, May 3-28, $30.
  • "Mastering the Short Synopsis: For Those Who Hate to Write Them!" Mary Buckham, May 10-24, $50.
In May, Coffeehouse for Writers is offering three workshops:
  • "How to Get Paid for Penning Your Two Cents," Jennifer Brown Banks, four weeks beginning May 24, $80.
  • "How to Quit Your Day Job: Making a Living as a Full-time Freelance Writer," Diana Bocco, four weeks beginning May 24, $80.
  • "Writing Historical Fiction," Victoria Grossack, four weeks beginning May 24, $80.
For a quick intro to online writing classes, click here. For additional information on the above classes and instructors, and to register, click on the names of the venues and follow the links.

Image courtesy of Champlain College.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A Century Beyond Mark Twain's "Tobacco Heart"

Young Twain image cadged from Kristopher Reisz's post, Why America is Awesome (part 1 of 3).

On this day, a century ago, 74 year-old Mark Twain cut short a cruise to Bermuda, returning to his home in Redding, Connecticut to die in his newly-completed house on a hill.

For all you Selleck fans, this literary and shirtless hotness is complementary. You're welcome.


Twain was simultaneously crusty and modern, warm-hearted and flinty-eyed, optimistic and suspicious, earnestly passionate and satirical, with an uncommon wit dressed up as Everyman's common sense. He embodies the contrasts of his day, but also of ours. Hillel Italie of the AP gives us highlights and lowlights from the life of this uniquely American man of letters in the Washington Examiner

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Two Sentence Tuesday

Here it is Tuesday again. Sorry this post is going up a trifle late, but I forgot the day of the week, which gives you some idea of how confuzzled my brain is these days.

I've been reading Lisa Jackson's Without Mercy on my Kindle. Here are a couple of sentences:

Her dwindling bank account was testament to the fact that she needed another source of income. She'd considered taking in a roommate, a situation she'd heretofore avoided. But things had changed.

My own work requires a big rewrite, so that's what I've been working on. Here are a few sentences:

Eric Allenby waited, slowly becoming one with the stillness of the woods. He lived in a small house on two acres of land, worked late as a security guard in an empty factory, and yet he never felt as alone, or as right, as he did surrounded by the wilderness, the scrub cedar and tall, straight oaks. His heart beat with the night, and took a deep breath, inhaling the very forest into his body.

What about you? Been working on anything fun? Not so fun? Let us know and we'll put up a link!

Monday, April 19, 2010

Winners of Crimes By Moonlight Giveaway-


The entry slips went into my Red Sox cap, in honor of a glorious Spring, if not of our shaky start this season. And the winners are commenters:


Keri
Steve Liskow
Nancy Adams
Angie
Triss Stein

If you haven't received an e-mail from me to collect your mailing information, please check your junk/spam folder, or send me a note from your winning e-mail address. We'll get your chills on their way from the publisher. And, since this was such a popular contest and we really want the collection read by everyone, I'm also sending out my own, quite gently-read review copy to another winner:


James Montgomery Jackson


Besides, I have it on good authority that I can buy another personal copy to dog-ear and use to press nightshade blooms as I see fit, and can even get it signed by several of the contributing authors on April 27th here.

MTM: My Visits to Southampton, New York

"Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved." ~ D.H. Lawrence


After I posted the above quote on Twitter, one of my tweeps, Valerie, tweeted that she had visited Lawrence’s grave a few years ago at the end of a long, unpaved road in New Mexico (although if you read this site, whether Lawrence's ashes are interred there is another story). By the way, the Library of Congress recently announced they will acquire the full history of Twitter messages dating back to its inception in March 2006, so my back-and-forth with Valerie will be archived for all eternity.


Valerie asked if I have visited any famous graves. The ones that sprang to mind were JFK's grave (and his family) and the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier in Washington, D.C., and more locally, Harry Houdini in Queens, New York. However, I’ve been to many cemeteries, on Long Island, in NYC, Pennsylvania, and Ireland, to visit the graves of family, friends, ancestors, and Edwin Cummings, the victim in my true crime memoir, his family, and many of the “characters” involved in the 1955 murder mystery.


One beautiful summer day in 2002, my family and I visited Edwin's grave at the Sacred Hearts of Jesus & Mary Cemetery in Southampton, Long Island, New York.



My husband, Joe, took this photo of me at the Cummings family gravestone (and all the other cemetery photos, and the church and funeral home). In the background, our kids are playing their Game Boys in our Nissan Frontier pickup. Before finding the cemetery, we visited the Rogers Memorial Library to obtain Edwin’s death notice.

One of the most famous interred in Sacred Hearts is Gary Cooper. My husband bought me Sergeant York a while ago, and it has become one of my favorite movies. During the time of our visit, I was unaware Mr. Cooper was buried there, otherwise, I would have looked for his grave, too (which can't be missed, it has a three-ton boulder next to it).


Edwin Cummings was born in Bridgehampton, which is within the Town of Southampton. His funeral was held at the Queen of the Most Holy Rosary Church, which is next door to the Bridgehampton Post Office, where his sister, Irene Hedges Butler, was the Postmaster.

We also visited the O’Connell Funeral Home (the former Leek & O’Connell Funeral Home), where Edwin's wake was held.



In 2004, the New York Times wrote about how Southampton began a cemetery census to record local history and deter vandalism.


Joe and I have visited the Casa Basso Restaurant, 59 Montauk Highway, Westhampton (also in the Town of Southampton) where Edwin worked as a bartender. Two twelve-foot swordsmen, sculpted by American artist Theophilus Brower, adorn the entrance. Brower also built a castle on this property after studying in Spain and Italy. Casa Basso was opened in 1928. It has been in business for over 80 years, and amazingly, has only had three owners. In 2004, we enjoyed a lovely dinner and met the current owner, Mr. Bejto Bracovic. We hope to visit again soon. (photo: Casa Basso)


Southampton is the location of the Southampton Writers Conference that I attended in 2007, where I studied memoir with Frank McCourt (photo below taken by Jean Hazelton) and in 2008, when I studied Creative Non Fiction with Matt Klam, and during the first Southampton Screenwriters Conference in '08 when I attended Stephen Molton’s “Art of Adaptation” workshop. This year’s line-up, as always, is spectacular, including Elizabeth Strout, the Pulitzer prize-winning author of Olive Kitteridge, Billy Collins, Kaylie Jones, Roger Rosenblatt, Meg Wolitzer, Thomas Lux, Colson Whitehead, Melissa Bank, Emily Mann, Julie Sheehan, and Matt Klam. You can read the writers' bios here.


In recent news: Stony Brook University, which took over the former Long Island University campus in Southampton in 2006, has recently announced their intention to close part of the Southampton campus down, although the graduate writing program will remain intact. Legislators have begun measures to fight the closure. Alec Baldwin has spoken out about the proposed cuts.

In brighter news, Newsday reported that a 31,000 square-foot estate in Bridgehampton called "Sandcastle" (photo, below: handout, via Newsday) has just been rented for the first two weeks in July at the record-setting tune of $35,000 a day; it may just mean the market is slowly coming back.


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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Last Call for Free Stuff

We'll close entries for the CRIMES BY MOONLIGHT giveaway at midnight, so link over to enter, and Good Luck!

Friday, April 16, 2010

Review and Giveaway: Crimes by Moonlight

There's a lot worth covering under this here cover, so top off the old coffee mug- I'll wait.

Every year, Mystery Writers of America hosts an anthology contest among its membership. The new editor and theme are announced, and ten or so story slots go to open-call members who've made blind submissions for panel judging. That inevitably results in big-print debuts, and this year's collection, published by Berkley Prime Crime, boasts a very fine one. Edited by Charlaine Harris, CRIMES BY MOONLIGHT is available at all of your favorite booksellers. We haven't been shy about telling you it features one fabulous story in particular, "The Awareness" by Women of Mystery's own Terrie Farley Moran!

As a writer of the fantastic and horrible, "woo-woo" as the term is often applied, I was excited that MWA's thematic umbrella was extending into genre-crossover territory. But membership in MWA means identifying as a crime writer, not solely, but importantly. There was a possibility, I thought, that the stories would read more like paste-ups of fantastic fiction, rather than tales where a supernatural or unreal element was intrinsic. Which is to say, merely making Colonel Mustard's dead body ectoplasmic and the candlestick-wielding butler a were-raccoon doesn't cut it. I'm pleased to report the vast majority didn't read like pre-existing closet-shelf crime stories doctored to meet the submission guidelines. (I'm also delighted to have 5 copies to give away to lucky commenters!) The solutions to the crimes within are basically fair play, but if you're not sure about the woo-woo wrapping, let me give you a rough primer on the three types as I see them.

1) THE EXCEPTION, with or without LEXICON: Unreal elements are exceptions to an otherwise recognizable or familiar context, whether urban or naturalistic. Reads like the Rocky Mountains, except for dragons overhead. It's New York City with a revenant mayor. [hmm, wait a minute...--ed.] Readers are provided the world's operating rules in prose (even glossaries), including ranks, factions, and naming as needed. These hierarchies may be as bureaucratic and petty as your local zoning board, and readers need to internalize these definitions for on-the-fly decoding. "A puny Grade 4 Sprite went flame-drunk on a Demon Elf in Grand Central Terminal? Summon the Elders' Coven!" Often this type is frankly heroic, detailing the arduous, costly fight against bad guys and injustice.

2) THE RIFF: Unreal elements aren't necessarily defined, but use a reader's previous knowledge of fiction or myth as a springboard, departing or clinging as suits the story. Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse novels, to me, are riffing on the existing vampire canon to tell her flavor of funny, sexy, suspenseful stories. Given vampires' huge popularity over the past decades, it's tough for today's author to do anything but re-interpret. A writer can't be published inventing a breed of drain-dwelling spit-drinkers and calling them vampires, for example. There are expectations, and it just won't do. While this type relies on rearranging familiar fantasies, the space is creatively fertile, yielding products as distinctive as those produced by musicians using the same instruments and chords, or by chefs with the same pantry of ingredients. It's all about the execution, no pun intended.

3) THE EVERYTHING BAGEL: All the story's ingredients, real or un-, are juxtaposed, receiving equal attention and specificity. In a character's POV, the heinously rising price of noodle soup may occupy more mental space than the thing with leathery antennae serving it up. The weirdness may never be categorized, and the whole has an immersive quality, as readers have to figure out the rules for themselves. This type lends itself to complexity and ambivalence. When done well, readers become invested as imaginative co-builders of the story. When done poorly, it's as fuzzy and brain-damaging for readers as visiting Poland for two weeks armed with only the phrase "Zimne Piwo!" [cold beer-- ed.]

Most of the stories in this collection are of the Exception variety. I'll mention when otherwise, and off we go with the short-forms:

Charlaine Harris's "Dahlia Underground" extends the riff of Sookie Stackhouse's world to follow the revenge plans of a nest of Indiana vamps under attack. William Kent Krueger's atmospheric, rural-mythic riff "Hixton" is one tasty little sugar cookie. Margaret Maron's "Small Change" shows a girl's moxy and adaptability amid adolescence's suckiness. Brendan DuBois' "The Trespassers" depicts a small-town lawman's surprising investigation of a dead ghost hunter. While her toddling twin boys are preoccupied with a purple-haired witch and her husband seems consumed by his workplace, a pregnant woman teeters perilously between imagination and hard truths in "Madeeda" by Harley Jane Kozak.

In "House of Horrors" by S.W. Hubbard, a boardwalk excursion forces a man to confront uncomfortable questions about his love and loyalty toward his foster daughter. "Sift, Almost Invisible, Through" by Jeffrey Somers is a bit of everything-bagel weirdness launched by a twerp and his odd vacation photo. "The Bedroom Door" by Elaine Viets focuses an unusual architectural legacy onto family tragedies. "The Conqueror Worm" by Barbara D'Amato addresses an eerie computer virus that infects real lives. Lou Kemp's "In Memory of the Sibylline" is a refreshingly briny, high-seas historical about the lasting bonds among fellow travelers. "The Bloodflower" by Martin Meyers is a myth-riff-ic slide along the underbelly of modern television, reality-style.

I can't say fairer for Terrie Farley Moran's story "The Awareness" than our blogpal Leigh did, but I concur with him absolutely on her lightness of touch. Knowing it's about a banshee in NYC, I think you'll be delighted at how lyrically economical the words are, and how those rhythms themselves hearken back to the Emerald Isle. "Tadesville" by Jack Fredrickson is a heartland of surreality that pulls a band of Korean war vets back to it with all five fingers. Steve Brewer's "Limbo" offers a hard man more time to do bad. "The Insider" by Mike Wiecek offers a dead-cynical view of the recent financial meltdown and turns it, entertainingly, to profit.

Dana Cameron's "Swing Shift" explores panic in wartime America regarding government secrets, Nazi infiltrators, and a few things no one even knew they should be fearing. "Riding High" by Carolyn Hart is a classic ghostly Exception with complete Lexicon, courtesy of Oklahoma's departed Bailey Ruth Raeburn and the Department of Good Intentions. "Grave Matter" by Max Allan Collins and Mickey Spillane is a crisp, 1950's-era adventure pulp based on comic book ideas. Hammer, bad liquor, worse women, and corpses. You need nothing more. "Death of A Vampire" by Parnell Hall has a funny, high-mileage P.I., hired by a college girl to investigate whether her boyfriend is the less-frequent type of New York bloodsucker. The collection bookends vampire societies with Toni L.P. Kelner's "Taking the Long View," a story of lust, jealousy, greed, and murder (?) among the undead's wealthy and wicked.

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