Saturday, February 27, 2010

Helpings from the Advice Buffet

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This Guardian article, separated into Parts 1 and 2 for length, is the fattest chunk of writers' advice to other fiction writers I've ever seen. After starting with Elmore Leonard's classic 10 tips, they solicited other contemporary authors who submitted their own 10, or 5, or 1 in some cases.

It's such a fat stack of flapdoodle that you can't do it all, nor should you try- you'll sprain something. A common thread is reading (a lot) and writing (a lot), with plenty of focus on where your behind should be while the rest of you gets on with it. The samples I've selected here were decided by length and my own amusement, but if these don't satisfy, links endure. No doubt, you'll find that perfect, inspirational post-it for your mirror or desk.

Take a pencil to write with on aeroplanes. Pens leak. But if the pencil breaks, you can't sharpen it on the plane, because you can't take knives with you. Therefore: take two pencils.- Margaret Atwood

Do not place a photograph of your favourite author on your desk, especially if the author is one of the famous ones who committed suicide.- Roddy Doyle

Have regrets. They are fuel. On the page they flare into desire.- Geoff Dyer

Remember, if you sit at your desk for 15 or 20 years, every day, not ­counting weekends, it changes you. It just does. It may not improve your temper, but it fixes something else. It makes you more free.- Anne Enright

Try to think of others' good luck as encouragement to yourself.- Richard Ford

When information becomes free and universally accessible, voluminous research for a novel is devalued along with it.- Jonathan Franzen

Never go to a TV personality festival masquerading as a literary festival.- David Hare

Remember writing doesn't love you. It doesn't care. Nevertheless, it can behave with remarkable generosity. Speak well of it, encourage others, pass it on.- AL Kennedy

Are you serious about this? Then get an accountant.- Hilary Mantel

Think big and stay particular.- Andrew Motion

You know that sickening feeling of inadequacy and over-exposure you feel when you look upon your own empurpled prose? Relax into the awareness that this ghastly sensation will never, ever leave you, no matter how successful and publicly lauded you become. It is intrinsic to the real business of writing and should be cherished.- Will Self

6 comments:

Dorte H said...

Thank you for serving a few select bites ;)

I skimmed the post until I felt constipated, but I am glad I got through Atwood´s hilarious advice.

Elmore Leonard´s left me annoyed and tired, though. Can such rigid commandments really be helpful?

Elaine Will Sparber said...

Thanks for writing about this, Clare. I've been listening to people talking about it all week but never took the time to look at it until now. It really is an excellent collection of tips.

Laura K. Curtis said...

Like Elaine, I've been reading *about* the article and I skimmed it, but like Dorte I couldn't read all of it. I do like to see the bits others find entertaining, however.

Clare2e said...

Dorte: With this many authors contributing, they might have done it as a pithy weekly feature in their books section for half a year! Still, comparing the big old wad of thoughts did provide me some points of interest.

Elmore Leonard makes his own rules by now, and if you don't write like him, I figure you may not need them. I usually think rules are most helpful when people are feeling lost and need a lighthouse in the fog. That's why being able to find a rule within this article for absolutely anything you'd like to believe is so nice : )

Clare2e said...

Elaine and Laura- Color me uninformed, as usual! Having not heard *about* it from the hip kids, I jumped right in with no idea of what a commitment of eyestrain it would be. Sheesh.

rohrbacher said...

classic -- printed and posted above my desk :)

wait, hmmm, you haven't killed yourself, right? :)