Monday, November 30, 2009

"Walmart, I Love You" A Flash Fiction Challenge

About a month ago, Steve Weddle, along with Keith Rawson, inspired by the People of Walmart site, suggested to Patti Abbott, Aldo Calcagno from Powder Burn Flash, and Gerald So, to host a flash fiction challenge called "Walmart, I Love You." Patti proposed a 750-800 word story that is set, or partially set, in a Walmart. Here's my version:


"Walmart, I Love You"

The police are looking for my dad, but they don’t know his name. Yet.


I began calling him “Dad” shortly after he moved in with my mom and me about six months ago. My real father died seven years ago, just before I was born.

It all started a few days ago. On Christmas Eve, Dad said, “Let’s go to Walmart. I’ve got the munchies.”

I wondered if Dad was going to put up the tree as he promised Mom before she left for work. I begged her to stay home. She said, “The restaurant will be busy tonight, and the tips should be good.” She smiled and gave me a hug, but she seemed so sad.


The smell of fresh-cut Christmas trees outside Walmart made me wish for a real one instead of the fake one we have at home. The Walmart greeter looked just like Santa Claus. I worried that Santa wouldn’t leave any presents if our tree wasn’t up in time.


We walked straight to the beef jerky aisle where Dad grabbed some Cheez Whiz, Slim Jims, and a box of Ritz Crackers.


“Pick out some crap in a can,” he barked.


At the check-out, the woman in front of us left her wallet behind. I was about to say something when Dad grabbed the wallet and shoved it into his coat pocket. He shot me a look and hissed, “Shut your mouth.” His breath stank of beer. The cashier was busy talking to someone and didn’t notice what happened.


When we got back home, Dad ate, drank a beer, and fell asleep; he never put the tree up.


I left some cookies on a plate for Santa, just in case.


When I sprang out of bed on Christmas morning, I smelled pine-scented air that filled the house. In our living room, I saw twinkling lights, ornaments, and tinsel that looked so magical, with presents -- under a real tree! Santa must have heard my secret wish. I checked the plate; only cookie crumbs remained.


A few nights later, while Mom was at work, Dad fell asleep early again. I turned the TV on and I froze like a statue when I saw the news: it was a video of Dad putting the woman's wallet in his pocket. The camera at Walmart must be in the ceiling, because you can only see the top of our heads. A cop said to the reporter, “This guy lost a valuable chance to teach a child to do the right thing,” and he called it a “crime of opportunity,” but I thought it was stealing.


The Crime Stoppers number flashed on the screen, which I’ve seen when Dad checks the “Wanted” column in the newspaper. He mutters, “I wouldn’t mind turning in some dirtbags to make some fast money,” but I don’t understand why cops would pay for dirty bags.


This was my chance; I knew I could do the right thing. I had to call before mom came home, so I dialed the number. My hands were shaking.


The officer who answered the phone sounded like the one on TV.


“Do I have to be a certain age to give you a tip?” I whispered.


“No. We don’t ask names or ages. We don’t tape our calls or use Caller ID.”


“I know who stole the woman's wallet at Walmart on Christmas Eve.”


He asked me questions about the suspect’s name, his description, if he has tattoos, and what kind of car he drives, and I told him everything.


“If your information leads to an arrest, you’re eligible for a cash reward.”


“Oh, I don’t want a reward. Could you give it to the woman whose wallet was stolen?”


“We could probably arrange that.”


He didn’t say, but I think he figured out that I was the kid in the video.


The officer asked, “Do you know where he works, and when?”


“I think he works ‘off the books,’ but I’ve never seen any books at the gas station.” I gave him the address and his work hours.


The next day, Dad didn’t come home from work. He called Mom and said he wasn’t coming home. Ever.


Dad’s arrest for the wallet theft was announced on the news, but they called him by a different name. What a coincidence; he has the same last name as my grandma. He was wanted in another state for bank robbery and violating something called parole. Mom cried; she apologized for allowing him to live with us.


“We’ll be better off without him. We don’t have to buy any more beer, so we'll save tons of money. We’ll start the new year fresh -- just you and me!”


What a pleasant thought. Save money. Live better. Walmart, I love you!



For more stories in today's flash fiction challenge, check out Patti Abbott's blog, Powder Burn Flash, Do Some Damage, and Gerald So's blog.


22 comments:

pattinase (abbott) said...

Kathleen-you managed to make it realistically inspirational despite the setting--a great achievement. Thanks for participating.

Steve Weddle said...

Ha. Nice use of the saying there at the end. And glad to have found your blog through the challenge.

Kathleen A. Ryan said...

Hi Patti,
Thanks for your kind words. I had fun participating. Thanks for hosting! I enjoyed your story and the format was such fun.

Hi Steve,
I am glad to have found your blogs via the challenge as well! Your story was terrific, and the ending was smashing!

Margot Kinberg said...

Kathleen - This is a terrific story!! You've got a real ear for dialogue and a solid sense of plot. I wanted to read more! I love this! And, like Steve, I'm glad I found your blog : )

sandra seamans said...

I love how you worked their advertising slogan into the story. Great story!

Laura K. Curtis said...

Love that last line, Kathy! Great way to add a touch of humor.

Kathleen A. Ryan said...

Hi Margot,
Thank you for your incredibly kind comments! I'm overwhelmed. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. After years of writing "just the facts," I'm very new at fiction, so I'm trying to find my sea legs!

Hi Sandra,
It sort of played right into it, I couldn't help it! I didn't think of that ending when I started, I just knew the story I wanted to tell and it led there. You did a terrific job with "The Gimmick"-- I was rolling.

Hi Laura,
Thanks! I believe, whenever it allows, we should always make room for levity in our stories (especially when it comes to a Walmart).

Nora said...

Oh, Kathleen,

Again another good story and one with a very good message. Kathleen I love you!

Clare2e said...

I also really liked it. Not too grim but not sappy either. How did I know there might be Crimestoppers in it? Walmart, I love you, too!

Kathleen A. Ryan said...

Hi Nora,
Thank you for your thoughtful comments! I actually was the cop interviewed about a wallet theft on Christmas Eve, but the man who stole it had a FEW kids with him. We ran the story as a "Crime Alert" hoping someone would recognize him. The poor woman ahead of him was juggling packages and kids.
Thanks for visiting Women of Mystery!

Hi Clare,
It's all about balance sometimes, isn't it?

I may as well put this Crime Stoppers knowledge to use! I did speak with children over the years who were calling about their parents. It was heartbreaking, but I admired their courage. I respected every person who called us; I knew what it took to pick up that phone.

So glad you liked it!

Dana King said...

Well told through the eyes of the child without making it seem sappy or too simple. A moral lesson that didn't beat us over the head about it.

The rest of your blog looks pretty good, too. Getting the feed now.

Kathleen A. Ryan said...

Thanks, Dana, for dropping by. I enjoyed your "One Stop Shopping," a neatly crafted story. Hope he enjoyed that steak! Good ole Enid...

Welcome to our Women of Mystery blog...we hope to see you often.

Bryon said...

I like that this is in the kids voice, it avoids a lot of the holiday sarcasm and beat down nature that stories by adults tend to use. Well done.

Kathleen A. Ryan said...

Hi Bryon,
Thanks for visiting and reading my "Walmart" story. I really enjoyed "Super People of Walmart," the title and the story. Zap is a riot. I'd love to read more about him! You can have a lot of fun with that guy, and you're off to a good start!

Lois Karlin said...

Lovely story, great ending!

Loren Eaton said...

... he called it a “crime of opportunity,” but I thought it was stealing.

I love this line! Those little misunderstandings of colloquialisms really help develop the character. Nicely done.

Keith Rawson said...

Kathleen--I really loved this. Scumbag dad's getting what they deserve is an awesome device. Fun story!

Evan Lewis said...

Great story! Another Merry Christmas thanks to our friends at Walmart.

Kathleen A. Ryan said...

Hi Lois,
Thanks for your thoughtful comments; I'm tickled that you liked my story!

Hi Loren,
Thanks for visiting and reading my story. I tried to put myself in the shoes of this seven-year-old and think about what he may/may not understand, yet make him a bit street-smart, too.

I really enjoyed "Thirty-One Hundred." It knocked me over.

Hi Keith,
I appreciate your remarks, I'm so touched that you liked "Walmart, I Love You."

"A Pink Tidal Wave" blew me away! It was a riot.

Hi Evan,
Thanks for your kind remarks, too! I thought "Skyler Hobbs and the Rollback Bandit" was terrific...such fun characters. Congrats on the upcoming EQMM -- how exciting!

Gerald So said...

Clever use of a child's perspective, Kathleen. Thanks for your comments on the other stories as well.

Dorte H said...

" ...he called it a “crime of opportunity,” but I thought it was stealing." -> LOL.

A fine Christmassy story, and you hit the voice of the child very well (as far as this Danish reader can judge).

Merry Christmas.

Kathleen A. Ryan said...

Hi Gerald,
Thank you for your kind remarks. I enjoyed reading "Need a Hand?" I thought you did a fine job, and it's very timely (no pun intended) with the popularity (now 350 million users) of Facebook.

Hi Dorte,
Thanks for coming by for a visit. Your story, WalMartyres, resulted in many belly laughs. If/when I ever visit a Walmart again, I'll be thinking of your famous line, "All that flesh..."
I appreciate your thoughtful comments!
Merry Christmas to you, too!