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Can you face even food-related jokes yet? Friday, it surely is. But funny? Let us know when you stop groaning.
A man goes to his dentist. After the exam, the dentist says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "About four months ago my wife made asparagus and she put the most delicious stuff on it, Hollandaise sauce. I love it so much now I put it on everything --- meat, fish, vegetables, toast, everything!"
"Well," says the dentist, "that's your problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new one, and this time I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
"Simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
A man goes to his dentist. After the exam, the dentist says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "About four months ago my wife made asparagus and she put the most delicious stuff on it, Hollandaise sauce. I love it so much now I put it on everything --- meat, fish, vegetables, toast, everything!"
"Well," says the dentist, "that's your problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It's eaten away your upper plate. I'll make you a new one, and this time I'll use chrome."
"Why chrome?" asks the patient.
"Simple. Everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."
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6 comments:
ooowwwwww. I admit. I guffawed.
And I chuckled.
Oh no- I assumed I'd be alone in this sad company.
Good one!!
I thought it was cute...thanks for posting. Hope you had a lovely Thanksgiving!
Argggg....
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