Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Vaguely Literary Trifles

Courtesy of author John Scalzi, here are the
10 Least Successful Holiday Specials of All Time.
Do read his descriptions which are as great as the titles:






  • An Algonquin Round Table Christmas (1927)
  • The Mercury Theater of the Air Presents the Assassination of Saint Nicholas (1939)
  • Ayn Rand's A Selfish Christmas (1951)
  • The Lost Star Trek Christmas Episode: "A Most Illogical Holiday" (1968)
  • Bob & Carol & Ted & Santa (1973)
  • A Muppet Christmas with Zbigniew Brzezinski (1978)
  • The Village People in Can't Stop the Christmas Music- On Ice! (1980)
  • A Canadian Christmas with David Cronenberg (1986)
  • Noam Chomsky: Deconstructing Christmas (1998)
  • Christmas with the Nuge (2002)

7 comments:

Laura Kramarsky said...

Excellent. As a lifelong academic, I particularly appreciated Noam Chomsky's contribution.

Terrie Farley Moran said...

Clare,

This is super. I have to email it to everyone I know. So many people are suffering holiday exhaustion by this time of the year. Who could resist this list which I'm sure will re-energize everyone.

Terrie

Clare2e said...

So many of them are real pick-me-uppers, aren't they?

Elaine Will Sparber said...

OMG! Are these real? How hilarious!

Clare2e said...

Well, the list was once also printed by National Lampoon, so the odds are- as plausible as I, too, find some of them- they're frauds.

Lois Karlin said...

These are sterling! Don't you wish you could watch some of these?

Lois Karlin said...

Check out the following from SlateV:

'Tis the season of the Hollywood blockbuster, but over the years, there have been some truly awful Christmas movie releases. Torie Bosch wades through the Slate staff's all-time holiday-movie pans.

http://slatev.com/player.html?id=1342099582